> KNOTT: 'Who's calling?' was the answer to the telephone.
> WATT: 'Watt.'
> KNOTT: 'What is your name, please?'
> WATT: 'Watt's my name.'
> KNOTT: 'That's what I asked you. What's your name?'
> WATT: 'That's what I told you. Watt's my name.'
> A long pause, and then from Watt,
> WATT: 'Is this James Brown?'
> KNOTT: 'No, this is Knott.'
> WATT: 'Please tell me your name.'
> KNOTT: 'Will Knott.'
> YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,
> READTHE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
> WATT: 'Why not?'
> KNOTT: 'Huh? What do you mean why not?'
> WATT: 'Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?'
> KNOTT: 'But I told you my name!'
> WATT: 'Didn't you say you will not?'
> KNOTT: 'Not not, knott, Will Knott!'
> WATT: 'That's what I mean.'
> KNOTT: 'So you know my name.'
> WATT: 'Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'Good. So now, what is yours?'
> WATT: 'Watt. Yours?'
> KNOTT: 'Your name!'
> WATT: 'Watt's my name.'
> KNOTT: 'How the hell do I know? I am asking you!'
> WATT: 'Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet.'
> KNOTT: 'You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name
> so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
> WATT: Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'See, you even know my name!'
> WATT: 'Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?'
> WATT: 'Because I don't.'
> [Pause]
> KNOTT: 'What is your name?'
> WATT: 'See, you know my name!'
> KNOTT: 'Of course not!'
> WATT: 'Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?'
> KNOTT: 'To find out your name!'
> WATT: 'But you already know it!'
> KNOTT: 'What?'
> WATT: 'See!'
> KNOTT: 'And you know mine!'
> WATT: 'Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'Exactly!'
> NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS
> THEIR NAME,
> BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
> KNOTT: 'Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?'
> WATT: 'Watt's my name.'
> KNOTT: 'No, no, give me only one word.'
> WATT: 'Watt'
> KNOTT: 'Your name!'
> WATT: 'Right!'
> [pause before it hits him]
> KNOTT: 'Oh, Wright!'
> WATT: 'Yeah!'
> KNOTT: 'So why didn't you say it before?'
> WATT: 'I told you so many times!'
> KNOTT: 'You never said Wright before'
> WATT: 'Of course I did.'
> KNOTT: 'Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?'
> WATT: 'I do not.'
> KNOTT: 'Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.'
> WATT: 'I do not!'
> KNOTT: 'Good!'
> [pause before it hits him]
> WATT: 'Oh, Guud!'
> KNOTT: 'Good.'
> WATT: 'No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?'
> KNOTT: 'No, it's Knott!'
> WATT: 'Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.'
> KNOTT: 'Yes Wright.'
>
> NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS
> WELL!
> Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott?
Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!! 
