Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Prove If You're Smart

Here is a puzzle for you..!!

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.




Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you.
What to do now ..........

WRITE DOWN YOUR ANSWER BEFORE YOU LOOK DOWN.....





The answer is :
Sing a Happy Birthday song.



Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!



Watts and Knotts

> KNOTT: 'Who's calling?' was the answer to the telephone.
> WATT: 'Watt.'
> KNOTT: 'What is your name, please?'
> WATT: 'Watt's my name.'
> KNOTT: 'That's what I asked you. What's your name?'
> WATT: 'That's what I told you. Watt's my name.'

> A long pause, and then from Watt,
> WATT: 'Is this James Brown?'
> KNOTT: 'No, this is Knott.'
> WATT: 'Please tell me your name.'
> KNOTT: 'Will Knott.'

> YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,
> READTHE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...

> WATT: 'Why not?'
> KNOTT: 'Huh? What do you mean why not?'
> WATT: 'Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?'
> KNOTT: 'But I told you my name!'
> WATT: 'Didn't you say you will not?'
> KNOTT: 'Not not, knott, Will Knott!'
> WATT: 'That's what I mean.'
> KNOTT: 'So you know my name.'
> WATT: 'Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'Good. So now, what is yours?'
> WATT: 'Watt. Yours?'
> KNOTT: 'Your name!'
> WATT: 'Watt's my name.'
> KNOTT: 'How the hell do I know? I am asking you!'
> WATT: 'Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet.'
> KNOTT: 'You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name
> so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
> WATT: Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'See, you even know my name!'
> WATT: 'Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?'
> WATT: 'Because I don't.'

> [Pause]
> KNOTT: 'What is your name?'
> WATT: 'See, you know my name!'
> KNOTT: 'Of course not!'
> WATT: 'Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?'
> KNOTT: 'To find out your name!'
> WATT: 'But you already know it!'
> KNOTT: 'What?'
> WATT: 'See!'
> KNOTT: 'And you know mine!'
> WATT: 'Of course not!'
> KNOTT: 'Exactly!'

> NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS
> THEIR NAME,
> BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.

> KNOTT: 'Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?'
> WATT: 'Watt's my name.'
> KNOTT: 'No, no, give me only one word.'
> WATT: 'Watt'
> KNOTT: 'Your name!'
> WATT: 'Right!'

> [pause before it hits him]
> KNOTT: 'Oh, Wright!'
> WATT: 'Yeah!'
> KNOTT: 'So why didn't you say it before?'
> WATT: 'I told you so many times!'
> KNOTT: 'You never said Wright before'
> WATT: 'Of course I did.'
> KNOTT: 'Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?'
> WATT: 'I do not.'
> KNOTT: 'Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.'
> WATT: 'I do not!'
> KNOTT: 'Good!'

> [pause before it hits him]
> WATT: 'Oh, Guud!'
> KNOTT: 'Good.'
> WATT: 'No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?'
> KNOTT: 'No, it's Knott!'
> WATT: 'Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.'
> KNOTT: 'Yes Wright.'
>
> NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS
> WELL!
> Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Monday, August 25, 2008

World's Largest.. Biggest.. Longest..

WORLD'S BIGGEST INDOOR SWIMMING-POOL
World Water Park.....Edmonton, Albert, Canada..........SIZE....5 Acres



WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX, CHICAGO
Chicago Merchandise Mart.....Illinois, USA



WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE, CHINA
Donghai Bridge , China ..............32.5 kilo meters



WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE, ROMANIA
Palace of the Parliament...Bucharest, Romania ... more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens, 120 sitting rooms



WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE......... AUSTRALIA
Sydney harbor bridge, Australia........16 lanes of car traffic.....8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor

[pic] If Women Controlled the World





[text] Making A Sentence in English

A private English teacher ask his Hongkong and Japanese students to make a sentence using these three words : pink, yellow, and green..

The Japanese student raised his hand : "Let me try Sir..."
and he said : "When the yellow morning sun comes, I saw a pink cadilac running trough the green green grass of home".

"Wow, that's a good sentence...Good job kid.." the teacher said.

Then, the Hongkong student also wanted to impress the teacher, he raised his hand...
"I also can make one Sir..." then he answered :

"I heard the phone green...green... then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

Saturday, August 23, 2008

[pic] A Valentine PC

[text] US japanese embassy unpublished true funny story

This is a true funny story from the Japanese Embassy in US !!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'?

Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I'm fine, and you?"

Now you should say "me too".

Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?" instead of "How are you".

Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hilary's Husband, ha-ha-ha..."

Mori replied "Me too, ha-ha-ha..."

There was a long silence in the meeting room.

[text] Visa Interview in Arabia

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast . !

[pic] A Zebra Racer

[text] Chinese Name

Operator: Hello.

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)!
It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan
(anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident.
Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to
the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the
hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital,then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

[pic] Olympic Animals

Just look at them.....They are so CUTE.....!!!!!
ha..ha..ha..









[pic] A Drunken Witch