World's Largest.. Biggest.. Longest..

WORLD'S BIGGEST INDOOR SWIMMING-POOL
World Water Park.....Edmonton, Albert, Canada..........SIZE....5 Acres



WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX, CHICAGO
Chicago Merchandise Mart.....Illinois, USA



WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE, CHINA
Donghai Bridge , China ..............32.5 kilo meters



WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE, ROMANIA
Palace of the Parliament...Bucharest, Romania ... more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens, 120 sitting rooms



WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE......... AUSTRALIA
Sydney harbor bridge, Australia........16 lanes of car traffic.....8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor

[pic] If Women Controlled the World

[text] Making A Sentence in English

A private English teacher ask his Hongkong and Japanese students to make a sentence using these three words : pink, yellow, and green..

The Japanese student raised his hand : "Let me try Sir..."
and he said : "When the yellow morning sun comes, I saw a pink cadilac running trough the green green grass of home".

"Wow, that's a good sentence...Good job kid.." the teacher said.

Then, the Hongkong student also wanted to impress the teacher, he raised his hand...
"I also can make one Sir..." then he answered :

"I heard the phone green...green... then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

[pic ] girls are devil???

[pic] turtle-tank

[pic] helmet..

[pic] army turtle

[pic]new little army!!

[pic] A Valentine PC

[text] US japanese embassy unpublished true funny story

This is a true funny story from the Japanese Embassy in US !!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'?

Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I'm fine, and you?"

Now you should say "me too".

Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?" instead of "How are you".

Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hilary's Husband, ha-ha-ha..."

Mori replied "Me too, ha-ha-ha..."

There was a long silence in the meeting room.

[text] Visa Interview in Arabia

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast . !

[pic] A Zebra Racer

[text] Chinese Name

Operator: Hello.

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)!
It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan
(anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident.
Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to
the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the
hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital,then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

[pic] Olympic Animals

Just look at them.....They are so CUTE.....!!!!!
ha..ha..ha..

[pic] A Drunken Witch